Physical
description:
| Opaque, sedantary, predominately
male type object, with variable temperature, occasional gaseousness, and a
mildly salty taste. |
Age: |
Between 20 and 5000 years old, depending upon the
velocity of the observer (ref: The Innerview - In the
Crosshairs, Part 2). |
Distinguishing
marks:
| Heavy cross on shoulders, monkey
on back with knife in back, black cloud hovering over head, heart exposed on
sleeve. (Ah, but this is from 1996. Currently floating on pink cloud...
nothing to do with AA... cross has been lifted, monkey with knife is gone,
black cloud is pink, and the old heart is back on the left side of the
chest. |
Obsessions:
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Rock and roll, women, great pizza (not necessarily in
that order). Now, to this list, we have to add gourmet cooking, a relatively
new development in 2004 inspired by The Food Channel on cable TV, Trader
Joe's, the world's most incredible chain food store, and The Resurrection of
Peter Cross. |
Allergies: | Disco "music", cRAP "music", pigs (except when they're Good Cops and They Love Rock and Roll - but the two
things have to occur simultaneously, and it never seems to happen in real
life, only in the song), dust, sub-microscopic bacteria named "self".
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Hobbies:
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Recreational sex, especially in recreational vehicles or
spontaneous recreational areas. Oh, we cannot stress this one enough! (refer
to Seminal Songs - "Dirty Hippy", especially the last line in the song -
PRESCIENT, in retrospect).
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Favorite food: | Pre-approved, pre-authorized pizza (i.e. Sal's Pizzeria
Restaurant, 316 Mamaroneck Avenue, Mamamaroneck, N.Y., and if that ain't
enough of a plug, we don't know what is... as if they really need it!). And
to this classic item, we now have to include just about everything that
Peter Cross cooks these days, and there may have to be a new web page to
cover that... who knows? Even the Shadow doesn't know! |
Favorite song: | Sherry, by the Four
Seasons (also used in cooking... various sauces) |
Sports: | Totally non-competitive.
Likes to watch air, although maybe being a "net surfer" qualifies as a
sport. |
Last sighting in
1997:
| Sal's Pizzeria Restaurant, before a
business meeting with "Large Louie". |
Last reported words in 1997: | "One
more slice, Sal, with extra cheese".
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Resurrection in 2004: | Sleepless in Orange, California, but lucky to be there,
courtesy of Bear, a former Laguna Beach/Magic bass player and always a best
friend. Current interests include all available women, rock and roll, but no
pizza 'cause it can't measure up to Sal's, gourmet cooking, home
improvement, updating the web site and interacting with the whole darn
world.
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